Fashion disasters

Dear Santa, we promise to be good girls if you send stylists to some Bollywood celebrities this year...


Word of caution: Ditch your designer as soon as possible if he makes you look like a jewellery store on legs!As much as we love Kajol in her films, we think her dress sense is worse than Vidya Balan's (never thought that was possible). And Ayesha, no, the shorter form of that ghastly thing is no good either!

Jaundiced tramp!
Is it just us, or is looking like this really a fashion trend? Starlet Aarti Chabria picks out all the beads she owns, and obviously thinks it is perfectly okay to team it with a top that only dancers at a third grade bar would wear!

Q. Why don't starlets take tips from these new mums?
A. We totally would! Hollywood might just want to look at our hot mamas who seem to be back to their fashionable selves soon after giving birth! Sussanne Roshan and Sonali Bendre could give the Albas and Hayeks of Hollywood a serious run for their money for flaunting figures and style that is to-die-for! Seeing them, we shed a tear and thank the Lord, there really is a heaven! And a stylist lives there!

Dino Morea and Aftab Shivdasani are not making waves with their films, but their fashion sense seems to be getting better. We love the quirky hats with the casual look—but wish Aftab had picked better fitting jeans. We could take 'em somewhere far and give 'em that, if they promise to wear that hat—and only that